I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
。・゚・゚ʕ゚>ᴥ<ʔ・゚・。
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
。・゚・゚ʕ゚>ᴥ<ʔ・゚・。
my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
when you get what you want but not what you need
could it be worse
when you love someone
but it goes to waste
and the tears come streaming down your face
my life
same
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a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
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sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together